The Female Body Found In Nature

Hey Tourist! Following is a hilarious article meant to show you some of the most suggestive, naturally occurring phenomena on earth shaped like the female body. From inappropriate flowers to rock formations that make hikers double take, there are plenty of hilarious coincidences out there that attract tourists and make for funny jokes to share with friends. Check out some of these comical and phallic sites and objects and their silly backstories.

Macrolepiota Procera

First up on the list of nature that looks like the female body is a mycelial fungus called Macrolepiota procera. Otherwise known as the Parasol Mushroom, and clearly other names, this fungi is a peculiarly shape species that grows in groups in areas with well-drained soils, which are the ideal conditions for this particular species. When fully grown, the Parasol Mushroom reaches a tall and flat shape that is hard to miss for wanderers traveling through the forest. With a whitish color around the outside of the cap and a dark center tip, there are incredible similarities between the mushroom and two specific female body parts.

The Suggestive Tree

Next is a particular tree that has gained a lot of attention from across the internet for growing in a quite suggestive shape. In the middle of the large trunk of what looks like a maple tree is a reasonably large formation. Not only does the shape of this formation remind viewers of a very specific female body part, but it is also remarkably close to the real body part in color as well. Regardless of the hilarious natural phenomena that occurred with this particular tree, there have been plenty of tourists who have stopped to take pictures of the funny circumstance and then littered the internet with jokes.

Hin Ta & Hin Yai Rocks

The Hin Ta & Hin Yai Rocks, the next stop on the docket, have another hilarious formation that looks remarkably similar to both a female and male body part. Called the Grandma and Grandpa rocks, these formations are right next to each other with one representing an identifiable male body part and the other with its female counterpart and have become one of the most visited locations in Koh Samui. These rocks are located in Thailand and make for a humorous place to get corky, phallic images, as well as great photos with Hat Lamai’s Beach and body of water in the background.

Oysters

Now, there are lots of items on this list that look convincingly similar to female genitalia, however, perhaps nones closer than oysters. Various species of oysters fall under the salt-water bivalve mollusks family. Mostly a marine habitat species, the oyster is used by humans for different purposes ranging from a delicacy, cooked or raw, to a means to collect pearls developed via the soft tissue of shelled mollusks and composed of calcium carbonate. Regardless, due to the impeccably similar texture, color, and shape, oysters are the center of many phallic pictures and jokes, known to be nature's bearded Mimi.

Pomelo

With so many natural phenomena similar to female genitals, one particular fruit from South Asia has received quite the reputation. The pomelo is a large citrus fruit, similar to a grapefruit in size, shape, and color, and has a particularly convincing look if one were to cut the fruit in half. A similar pinkish color makes for an easy comparison to a specific part of the female anatomy. What funnier way to joke around with friends while on vacation in South Asia, than to joke around with the forbidden fruit in a humorous, albeit inappropriate and phallic way. Not to mention pomelos are incredibly delicious and a healthy treat!

China’s V Rock

Located in a national park in the People’s Republic of China, there are a lot of stunning sites to see and impressive natural formations making for spectacular scenic views while hiking. However, some formations in Danxiashan Mountains, a particularly popular UNESCO park, are phallically shaped, and as a result, attract plenty of visitors every year. Tourists here are eager to get a giggle at the famous 'V Rock,' which is shaped just like female genitals and is accompanied by a giant rock formation reminiscent of the matching male body part. For those with a funny, and maybe a little childish, sense of humor, this spot is ideal for a good photo.

Poppy Bulb Flower

The Yoni, Poppy Bulb Flower is another one of nature's phallic list of unnecessarily suggestive objects. Flowers have always been one of the prettier things in life and are widely considered an act of romance across the world for those looking to express their love. With that being said, the Poppy Bulb Flower may be seen as a particularly intense expression of love due to its impeccable similarity to a woman’s 'lady garden,' if you know what we mean. This species comes in a variety of different sizes, shapes, and colors, a perfect present for the upcoming Valentine’s day.

Hydnora Africana

The last item to make the list of nature that looks like female genitalia is the Hydnora Africana. A member of the Hydnoraceae family, the plant is native to Southern regions of Africa and has become popular for its menacing, but somewhat peculiar shape and color akin to female genitalia. The plant primarily grows underground except for a flower that emerges upward and has a wretched smell meant to attract beetles. Much like the female body to a man, the Hydnora Africana acts as a trap for its prey, except in this case the flower is meant to keep the visitors trapped long enough to spread its pollen.