Hilarious Nature That Resembles Male Genitals

Hey Tourist! There are lots of crazy natural phenomena out there to explore on vacation that are interesting, cool and even inspiring. However, there are also plenty of places and species in nature that are just funny to see. Believe it or not, there are particular things out there resembling male genitalia so closely, they’ll have tourists howling with disbelief. The following are some of the funniest occurrences from around the world of nature that look like the male body.

Love Valley

For the first natural destination that looks peculiarly like male genitalia, we are heading to the Love Valley in Cappadocia, Turkey. In Love Valley, multiple rock formations erecting from the ground look strikingly similar to a male gland. Erosion from centuries of wind and water have left this structures in a phallically suggestive shape that can be observed by hiking there or from the sky with hot air balloons. This site has become quite the tourist spot for travelers to Turkey, especially couples. Imagine exploring the wonderful landscape of Turkey and coming across a valley of tall-standing pillars that will make any man feel inferior.

Amorphophallus titanum

Amorphophallus titanum is the next natural phenomena with a hilarious male-genital shape on the list. This flower is incredibly similar in shape to the male reproductive gland and has received quite a lot of attention from tourists and media alike. The phallic shape of the flower is a great attraction to see, considering the flower’s inflorescence may reach up to ten feet tall. However, one negative to the flower is the putrid smell it emits, which has been compared to a rotting corpse. Tourists line up in France’s Le Jardin des Plantes Botanical Garden to take a look at the curious flower and do not leave disappointed. A common nickname for the flower is 'Titan’s P____.' You can fill in the blanks.

Peculiar Passionfruit

Passionfruit is a highly sought after fruit, known for its delicious flavor and versatility as an ingredient. Brazil is one of the great passion fruit exporters and most farmers receive a steady output of round delicious crops to pick.

However, for one particular Brazilian farmer, the shape of her passion fruit crop came out differently than was supposed to: in the form of male genitals. The farmer, Maria Rodrigues, turned the phallic phenomena into a cash cow, by charging locals to see the tree and take pictures and videos. Many of the guests left the tour feeling new passions of their own.

Phallus Impudicus

Another naturally occurring phenomena that strongly resembles a male-body part is a particular species of fungi named Phallus Impudicus. This species of mushroom belongs to the Phallaceae family and has been called many suggestive names over the years, but is known for its nickname 'Common Stinkhorn.' Stinkhorn not only looks remarkably similar to a male gland but also smells putrid. Stinkhorn prefers wet, cool conditions for growth and will erect upwards approximately six inches, sometimes falling to their side due to unsupported weight. Regardless, this remarkable phallic fungi is a hilarious way to look at nature and makes you question our relationship with mycelium ancestors.

Danxiashan World Natural Heritage Park

Next stop on the list of naturally occurring phenomena shaped like male genitalia is located in the Chinese Danxiashan World Natural Heritage Park. This park is the host of a rock that is the highest peak in the park, stretching almost 2031 feet into the air and is shaped just like a huge male gland. As this site is a national park protected under UNESCO, many tourists and locals travel to see a natural beauty here, although many also enjoy visiting the male-body rock and taking funny pictures of the giant peak.

Atretochoana Eiselti

Atretochoana Eiselti is the next naturally occurring species that shockingly resembles male genitalia. This species of snake is a member of the Caecilian family and has been deemed the 'Trouser Snake' for its hilarious shape and look. This snake was discovered in the Brazilian rainforest and is the only member of its family without lungs. Along with other interesting evolutionary traits of the Trouser Snake, it has similar rings to that of earthworms and is considered to be a limbless amphibian with a snake-like body. No wonder the male gland is often referred to as a 'snake.' Mystery solved!

Sea Anemone

Next on the docket of nature that looks like male body parts is a particular species of Sea Anemone. Sea Anemone is often recognized as the same species as the famous Nemo family from the famous Pixar production. However, a type of anemone has received lots of attention for its hilarious shape that reminds the internet of a certain male body part. Phallically looking species populate the oceans and can be found in many places, although the highest populations of sea anemone can be found in tropical coastal waters.

The Infamous Tree Branch

A famous tree branch that looks incredibly similar to a certain male body part has been scouring across the internet for years now. Locals have been seen sitting on it and leaning up against it for years to get a good kick out of the phallically shaped branch. One thing is for sure, this branch is strikingly similar shape to a particular male gland, and when a picture is taken from the right angle, it’s hard to deny. Although funny, many men who visit are sure to feel self-conscious in comparison to this monster of a trunk. Talk about some hardwood!